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pissedachios:

pissedachios:

What did the blanket say when it fell off the bed?

oh sheet

(via encourage)

shsl-hoofbeast-freak:

i remember when i was little, i stayed in the bath tub way too long because i wasn’t feeling good, so i fell asleep in the tub (with the water off of course) and when i woke up, i looked at my hands i saw that they were all wrinkled and stuff and i started flippin out because i thought i slept for 60 years

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jonesdavid813:

cyanblur:

cyanblur:

what do you call this color gradient?

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black to the fuchsia

oh my god

(via disowns)

nachosinthetardis:

maxhole:

if u dont think moaning is the hottest shit u can get right outta town

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fuck-benedict-cumberbatch:

hey friend. one day ur gonna be happy. one day ur gonna be sitting w someone u love in ur favourite place in the world and ur gonna think “wow. life is p great” and everything will be okay. but u gotta make it til then okay? just hang in there. u’ll be okay.

(via evolutional)

illegalaustralien:

Friend: If you had a superpower, which one would you choose?

Me:

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senoritapizza:

SCHOOL IS STRESSING ME OUT MY WEIGHT IS STRESSING ME OUT ANXIETY IS STRESSING ME OUT MY FUCKING STRESS IS STRESSING ME OUT

(via thatonepastychick)

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