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weedjoke420:

one time in 7th grade i was having unbearable intestinal pain like i could not move at all it hurt so bad so i went to the nurse and she sent me home and the second i got home i farted for legitimately 45 seconds and all of the pain disappeared

(via encourage)

greetings:

me if i ever get to know my celebrity crush

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(via disowns)

communistbakery:

I get really confused when people get to know me and still flirt with me, like there are hotter funnier more enjoyable people why are you picking me why would you do that to yourself

(via trust)

chalen:

Well

(Source: lanactrlaltdelrey)

katkinkat:

*forgets to talk to friends for 4 weeks*

(Source: baebees, via encourage)

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